In quite possibly the greatest television series ever conceived, aging action star Steven Seagal has been given the greenlight for his own reality TV show. The inspirationally titled Steven Seagal: Lawman will see the Aikido aficionado using his chop socky prowess to clean up the streets of New Orleans - with a camera crew in tow!
According to reports, the ponytailed pugilist will be trailed as he goes about his business as a part time deputy in New Orleans, bringing criminals to justice and generally laying down the law. It'll be like Out For Justice, only real!
Scheduled to air later in the year, the show will also take a look at the star's personal life, showing Seagal the family man and Seagal the musician as well as Seagal the scourge of evildoers everywhere. Episode 1: Steve takes us to the bank... the blood bank!