Pride And Promiscuity

Keira Knightley has spoken out once again about the trials of being a young role model. The poor lamb has complained (tongue in cheek wethinks) that her fame holds her back, and she just can’t do the same things as her peers, her peers apparently being vodka-guzzling nymphos. "My father says: 'I wish this had happened in five years' time, you could have been 20 and got really pissed and slept with loads of people and no one would have known.' That would have been great." Bless Mr Knightley - not quite Emma advice there.