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What with Suri Cruise having landed happily out of the photographer eyeline, baby-crazed paparazzi are focusing heavily on Brangelina’s impending offspring in Namibia. Three French snappers have been ordered to leave the country after reportedly harassing the couple, who have issued a statement asking people to “kindly” nick off and leave them alone. They’ve even got the Prime Minister on their side, who blustered: “This lady is expecting. You guys are harassing her. Why don't you allow her some privacy?” This being the same lady who has incredibly noisy sex in airport lounges, right?

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