While Leicester Square undergoes restorations, London needs another venue to host its star-studded red carpet events. The replacement? Shepherd's Bush's Westfield shopping centre, where the Pirates 4 gang were hanging out last night.
Sure, it's not the typical location you'd expect a bunch of scurvy pirates to want to visit when they're ashore, but we're willing to forgive and forget considering Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane were in town.
Stupidly good-looking model-turned-actress Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey also came by to say hello, as well as, um, Kerry Katona. Hey, maybe she just likes pirates. That's understandable.
Anyway, we've got a big bunch of photographs of all those glamorous so-and-sos for you here below, all delivered to you without any pirate cliches like "Ye scurvy dog" and "Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum" and the like. Oh, wait. Damn.
**Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides **is out on May 18.