Nick’s Off Limits To Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s had a mixed bag of male attention of late – Jared Leto yes, Brett Ratner, NO. But Jessica Simpson’s newly minted ex, Nick Lachey, hasn’t responded well to the teenage temptress’s unique chat-up lines. "You better believe, the next time I see Nick Lachey out I'm going to attack him," Lindsay said recently. "He's such a dog, he'd go for it." (We think that means he’s keen, rather than ugly.) Nick got the last laugh on a US radio show: "I can safely say that I don't have any interest in Lindsay Lohan," he said. "Nor do I understand anyone else that does." Miaow – the boy’s got claws and we like ‘em.