This is arguably news-adjacent at best, rather than actual news, but in mitigation we offer the adorable little pony in this picture from The Greatest Movie Ever Sold. Seriously, it looked like it needed some cheering up, so we figured a spot on Empire might do that.
This is, of course, a shot from Spurlock's new documentary about the weird and wonderful (or not) world of product placement in movies. Here, we see him manufacturing an opportunity to promote Mane 'n' Tail, a shampoo suitable for both people and, er, horses. Even ickle ones like this.
The Greatest Movie Ever Sold is out on October 14 in the UK, and there's an interview with Spurlock in the new issue of Empire talking all about it.