Jessica Will Be Ready

Attention lifeguards: Jessica Simpson is pulling on the iconic red swimsuit to star in the new Baywatch film. "Jessica really caught the eye in The Dukes of Hazzard film last summer,” a source gushed. “She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role.” Tell us why exactly? “Jessica has all the assets to make Pammy's part her own." The hotpants clinched it then. Simpson will join a bunch of ex-‘watchers including Carmen Electra, Yasmine Bleeth and Traci Bingham while Pam may cameo. Hoff-lovers need to start petitioning now though, as producers are currently pursuing the former Mitch without much success.