Jessica Wants More Simpsons

Orphaned children, look away now: soon-to-be-divorcee Jessica Simpson is planning to adopt. According to her publicist she’s “exploring options”, and the lady herself went on telly saying that she was keen: "I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed," gushed the bandwagonee. "It's unbelievable. I want to adopt, and I plan to adopt before I have my own kids." The publicist also said that Simpson and her family had been anonymously donating money to Mexican orphanages for the past few years: always assuming that by ‘anonymously’ he means ‘telling people when the image needs a push.’