Jessica Collars Collins

Jessica Simpson is set to crank up the decades a gear by replacing her Daisy Dukes with ‘80s shoulder pads: if waitresses in the 80s actually wore shoulder pads. The starlet is seeking to prove herself as a serious actress by taking on (and you couldn't make this up) tackmeister general Jackie Collins’ novel, Lovers and Players. "Jessica has read the book several times and loves it," a literary insider gushed, but wait: it’s the role of a 19-year-old waitress that seems to have captured Jessica’s heart. Well, she said it, not us, and she’s so keen on playing the part; she’s actually planning to buy the big screen rights to the book. Bet she can smell the Oscar now…