Gwyneth’s Morty-fied

Aww, damn it. Empire’s just lost a fiver. We genuinely thought that Gwyneth Paltrow’s next kid was going to be called Tamarind but it turns out that the lovely mama would rather name her bambino after a person instead of an edible substance: her godfather Steven Spielberg. It’s not going to be Steven though – how would he feel compared to Apple? – but Morty, Gwyneth’s nickname for the big man. "If it's a boy, I am going to call him Mortimer," says the star. Go on, make it Morticia if it’s a girl.