It leaked on Friday, as noted on our official Twitter feed, but here for the official record is the officially official HD teaser trailer for the all-new A-Team. Or, as it shall henceforth be known, Tank Vs Plane.
In this teaser, we learn that nostalgia for the 80s TV version is as much the order of the day as contemporary carnage (check out the famous theme, the rejigged opening monologue and that line from Hannibal Smith), and that tanks still work just fine when they're falling from the sky. TANK VS PLANE!
Liam Neeson is a suitably white-haired Hannibal, Bradley Cooper and his washboard stomach are Templeton "Faceman" Peck, Rampage Jackson is BA Baracus, and Sharlto Copley is Howlin' Mad Murdoch - sportin' a Southern accent that just might justify his claims that he can do any accent, if his dialogue here is anything to go by.
The release date is July 30, Joe Carnahan (Smokin' Aces) is the director and the Scott Brothers are the producers - although at this point we pity the fool who doesn't know that already.