First Shots From Expendables Online

BANG! CRASH! EXPLOSION! BULLET!

First Shots From Expendables Online

by Chris Hewitt |
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It’s only been filming for a couple of weeks, but the first official stills from Sylvester Stallone’s insane action pic, The Expendables, have just gone online!

In case you weren’t aware, somehow, the movie, which is pretty much number 1 on Empire’s list of films we’d like to see right bloody now, please, stars Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts, Philip Schofield, Sky Sports News’ anchor Ian Payne, and Grotbags the Witch as mercenaries who try to take down an evil South American dictator.

And the four stills give us our first look at Stallone as the Expendables’ grizzled leader, Barney Ross, The Stath’s Lee Christmas, and Roberts and Austin, as Monroe and Dan Paine. There is, we’re delighted to see, an explosion – and people are running away from it. There are tough guy stares. There is a 62 year-old man running around, waving a gun at something. These are, simply put, the greatest pictures of any movie EVER TAKEN.

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The Expendables is currently shooting in Brazil, and will soon move to Louisiana.

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