Ashton’s Deadpan Baby Plan

Babies are still in, but giving birth, it seems, is very much out. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have denied rumours they are trying for a child, and say they may bow to peer pressure from the likes of Angelina Jolie and adopt, now that the traditional way of making babies is so last century. Ashton says (with tongue firmly in cheek we suspect), “Everybody's adopting babies now, that's the new thing. I feel like just having one would be weird. It's unconventional to have a baby just now, you've got to adopt one from Cambodia or something." Was that a jibe Mr Kutcher? We’re shocked.