You deserve better than Blue-Milk, Rey’s weird rehydrating ration pack and roasted porg. You deserve to be able to cook up a meal worthy of an Emperor. Well, that takes the right equipment.
Here’s a list of some top Star Wars kitchen accessories. While they won’t make you into a culinary Jedi master, they are a step in the right direction.
Star Wars Kitchen Accessories
1 of 12Star Wars Spatula: Darth Vader Lightsaber Handle, £9.95
Spare lightsaber laying around going to waste? No longer, for it is now handy kitchen utensil. Upcycling is a buzzword in the zeitgeist but it turns out Jedi have been doing it all along. Truly a more civilised time. Amazon.co.uk
2 of 12Star Wars Darth Vader and Stormtrooper Helmet Salt and Pepper Shakers, £20.00
It's logic that Darth Vader should be pepper. Black shaker always equals pepper, but given Darth's competitive and combative nature, he does seem pretty salty. Amazon.co.uk
3 of 12May The Forks Be With You Star Wars Chopping Board, £19.99
A wooden board emblazoned with a pun so bad that it is actually quite good. If this isn't the board you're looking for, how about this one? Amazon.co.uk
4 of 12Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster, £73.30
Do you prefer your toast to be on the light side or on the dark side? Either way, this one has you covered. Amazon.co.uk
5 of 12Star Wars BB-8 Kitchen Timer with Light and Sound, £17.99
The usefulness of droids knows no bounds – BB-8 is more than willing to help in the kitchen, but as it's got no hands it's probably best that it sticks to counting and beeping when stuff's done. Amazon.co.uk
6 of 12Star Wars R2D2 Pizza Cutter, £18.99
R2D2 is far more that an overweight glob of grease. R2D2 is effectively a rolling, beeping and light-flickering multi-tool. Tucked somewhere in the chassis there must be a pizza cutter. Maybe there's a deleted scene somewhere? Amazon.co.uk
7 of 12Star Wars Death Star Toaster, £44.29
That's no moon. That's not even a space station. Yes, it's a toaster. Amazon.co.uk
8 of 12Original Stormtrooper Espresso Mugs, £14.99
Generally they've got a rubbish shot but this time they can really hit the spot. Firebox.co.uk
9 of 12ThinkGeek Star Wars Coffee Press R2D2 Limited Edition 4 Cup, £39.99
R2D2: Technician. Projector. Co-Pilot. Lightsaber flinger. Messenger. Loyal friend. And now barista. Truly a hero for all time. Amazon.co.uk
10 of 12Star Wars Meta Mugs, £9.99
Isn't it every Star Wars fan's dream to drink a hot beverage from the hollowed-out torso of their hero from a galaxy far, far away? Firebox.co.uk
11 of 12Star Wars Apron: I Am Chewbacca, £12.50
Just like Chewbacca said in Return of the Jedi, "RRWWWGG". Couldn't agree more. Amazon.co.uk
12 of 12Star Wars Porg Oven Gloves, £14.99
This item may go some way to explaining why they look so stressed all the time, in addition to their presence within Chewbacca's diet (almost). Amazon.co.uk
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