Enrol In The Sith: Let These Items Guide Your Path

If you're going to become a Sith Lord, you've got to know your history. The Empire were on the right track, but it all went wrong. Study well, and maybe you could be the Dark Side's new hope?

Centuries of Sith knowledge compiled by Darth Sidious, aka Emperor Palpatine, to inform and spread the philosophy and influence of the Dark Side. Learn of Sith alchemy, the Sith Rule of Two and political manoeuvring. Just make sure that this tome does not fall into the wrong hands. The Dark Side doesn't need any more setbacks – it's getting embarrassing.

Even disciples of the Dark Side feel the cold. Just one look at some Galactic Empire and Sith architecture and you'll appreciate how drafty it gets. In fact, better protect the feet too – not everyone is blessed with robotic trotters like Vader.

Right, there is no getting away from the fact that as a member of the Sith, you are largely going to be considered a "bad guy". The Order doesn't have time for a PR campaign so its best just to roll with it. That means you'll be need a soundtrack, like every villain. Cue up The Imperial March and get your sinister swag on.

The TIE fighter is one of the most recognisable symbols of Imperial superiority and engineering. It is seen across the galaxy and has been the basis for many Sith models. Our supporters cheer and our enemies cower when they hear that unmistakable TIE howl.

The legendary Zabrak assassin turned Sith was an individual of few words. What he lacked in conversation, he made up for it in lightsaber and acrobatic skills. Pay tribute to the warrior with a replica lightsaber, it's perfect for going all Star Wars Kid in your front room.

Zavvi.com have released a special edition clothing line to celebrate the impending release of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, offering up plenty of options for those looking to don some Sith allied apparel.

This helmet is as Sith as blue lightening, red lightsabers and evil cackles. Vader is an iconic figure that any Sith follower should look up to – but it's probably best to ignore the last 20 or so minutes of his life. It all went a little off brand.

It is hard trying to quash rebellions, blow up planets, lightsaber battle and engage in conversations littered with veiled threats and foreboding. Sometimes it's good to kick back and create something other than a hostile work environment.

If paper folding isn't your thing, how about some brick-based battle re-enactment? Sit on your living room floor after a hard day Sithing and zoom Vader's beefed-up TIE fighter after the Rebel's pitiful (but still quite cool) A-Wing.

Kylo Ren sure is trying his best. Whatever his struggles, he will go down in Sith legend as the slayer of Rebel collaborator, smuggler and general thorn in the side, Han Solo.