Get in here, you psycho bag of squanch! It’s time to talk Rick and Morty - the undeniable phenomenon that's the brainchild of the eccentric creative duo, Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland. It’s a hilarious, trippy and dark adventure through the space and time of multiverses uncannily familiar and terrifyingly deviant. It's only right to celebrate this triumph of Adult Swim avant-garde cartooning with some merchandise.
Whether you prefer yourself some twisted antihero in Rick Sanchez or the somewhat dim and reluctant Morty Smith, have no fear. We’ve got a list of the best Rick and Morty gear right here for you. Without further ado, it’s awayyyyyy we go!
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Rick and Morty Merch
The Rick and Morty Mr. Meeseeks' Box O' Fun Dice Dares Game
A Mr. Meeseeks exists for one reason – to do exactly what it's told. This game lets you channel this unhealthy dynamic, providing players with a wide selection of increasingly humiliating dares and requests.
Tales From The Citadel T-Shirt
We'll never know the tale of Rick and Morty's trip to Atlantis, but we'll never forget that of novice Cop Rick and disillusioned Cop Morty.
Rick and Morty Powerbanks
A 21st century necessity, because unfortunately smartphones aren't loaded with inexhaustible, if ethically questionable, microverses.
Rick and Morty Monopoly
We know that the existence of infinite timelines precludes the necessity of attachment, but it's still nice to sit down and have an argument inducing game with your nearest and dearest.
King Rick Funko Pop Deluxe
He went for a 'solo adventure', but the real adventure was the friend he made along the way. But now, King Rick sits alone on his melancholy throne.
Space Morty with Snake Funko Pop
Sometimes doing what you believe to be the right thing really, really complicates things – when will Morty learn?
Get Schwifty Breakfast Set
After you wake up from a blackout, grab these from the side board and sit wracking your mind over what happened the night before, hoping that you didn't get too schwifty.
Do Not Develop My App T-Shirt
A t-shirt celebration of Glootie the intern, the ever-persistent wannabe app developer, one of the more recent aliens to take advantage of Jerry's gullible and useless nature.
Funko Portal Gun
What weird and wonderful place would you go to if you got your hands on a portal gun – C-137, Gazorpazorp, or even Venzenulon 7? We promise we won't look at your portal history.
Meeseeks T-Shirt – Existence is Pain
Hey, Mr. Meeseeks, emblazon your face upon a t-shirt so we can immortalise your agonising existential suffering.
Anatomy Park: The Game
Welcome to Anatomy Park! Adventure through the giblets of Rueben in a theme-park building game with a survival time sensitive edge – after all, the department store Santa isn't all that stable.
Rick and Morty Survival Rations
Explore the condiments of the multiverse. Unfortunately, Rick's Special Recipe Sauce isn't that sweet delicious Szechuan dipping sauce, but it'll see you through at least nine seasons.
Rick and Morty Rick's Hip Flask
Perfect for those situations where you need to BYOB to get rigidity-rigidity-wrecked, Son! Just don't play a party foul - return it to the man himself when you're done.
Rick and Morty Cluedo
Nobody has killed anyone in this particular dimension – but someone has stolen Rick's plans. As surprising as it is to find that he had any plans in the first place, it's time to focus up and explore the four-corners of the multiverse for both the stolen goods and the perpetrator.
Rick & Morty Season 1-3 Blu-Ray
It's always good to have a back up for when the interdimensional cable is out. Season 4 is available to purchase and stream on Amazon Prime.
Rick and Morty Action Movie Poster
Can you imagine the carnage? It would be the purge mindless violence meets Ball Fondlers wild action…with a dash of Cronenberg body-horror, of course.
Portal Gun Handle Umbrella
As if traversing multiverses, evading pursuers and chopping Galactic Federation insect-goons in twain didn't make Rick's portal gun useful enough. No it'll protect you from the most pernicious blight of all – slightly damp shoulders.
Rick and Morty Volume One
Witnessing the hijinks and deathly adventures in printed form doesn't diminish the bizarre joy that is the Rick and Morty experience. This isn't just a rehash of the TV episode, it's jammed with new adventures and familiar faces with stories like "The Wubba Lubba Dub Dub of Wall Street" and "Mort-Balls!".
Shoney's Butt Mug
Rick manifested some sort of butt that in real life, surprisingly, translates pretty well into a tea warmer.
Rick and Morty Virtual Rick-Ality (PSVR)
Reject your own reality and take advantage of the modern technological marvel that is VR to become a Morty clone and just… do stuff for Rick. Full loaded with pressing buttons, throwing things and self-questioning crises.
Trover Saves The Universe (PS4, PSVR Compatible)
Okay, so this is a sneaky one – Trover Saves The Universe isn't canon… but it was written by Justin Roiland and reeks of Rick and Morty, even offering the keen-eyed fan some Easter eggs. The premise of the game is that the player's dogs have been stolen and are being kept in a massive bird's eye sockets. Trover, a surreal chap with two sentient beings for eyes, is annoyed that he has to help you. It's foul-mouthed, erratic and insane, with the improv and psychotic voice acting and scenarios lending it all those cherished R&M feels.
Rick and Morty Spaceship and Garage Construction Set
Rick is a genius with a "do it yourself" attitude and is pretty crafty. It's unlikely that you have the intelligence or artistic appreciation of science to create anything universe-altering – this self-build construction set is more doable.
Funko Pop! Rick’s Ship
Rick's space cruiser - the ship that'll keep Summer safe, provide a safe haven during a purge and house millions of micro-lives within its battery.
Never seen Rick and Morty? Well, that is unacceptable and must be remedied with the utmost haste. Luckily, Empire have you covered with a guide to the ten essential episodes.
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