Down Periscope Review

Down Periscope
Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge is assigned as Captain to the USS Stingray, an old diesel driven submarine that has seen better days. With a crew that consists only of weird guys (and a gal), he's headed against the atomic powered USS Orlando, with the mission to destroy a dummy battleship.

by Bob McCabe |
Published on
Release Date:

01 Jan 1996

Running Time:

92 minutes

Certificate:

12

Original Title:

Down Periscope

Kelsey Grammar’s rise in comic stature as neurotic shrink Frasier Crane — star of Cheers and its eponymous spin-off — has led him, predictably, to the door marked Big Screen Debut. However, while his Frasier TV show is inspired, hilarious stuff, its leading man’s maiden bid for cinema stardom comes slightly unstuck. Down Periscope is a curiously sterile effort which, although by no means unwatchable, still manages to reinvent good old-fashioned bland.

The film’s saving grace is Grammar as Tom Dodge, a sharp submarine commander-in-waiting with — as far as the Navy is concerned — the wrong attitude. Despite protestations from arch enemy Admiral Graham (Bruce Dern), Dodge is given command of a rustbucket sub, and has to not only plug the leaks in his vessel but those in his crew’s ability. Grammar translates easily to the screen, while his supporting cast (Dern, Rip Torn, Harry Dean Stanton) perform ably given that they should really be better served.

This is amiable enough and perhaps one shouldn’t expect anything more from the team that brought you Police Academy (writer Hugh Wilson) and Major League (director Ward). What really lets this down, though, is the uninspired plot and one-dimensional characters. While it’s true that this was never going to be a high-brow evening at the pictures, the air of familiarity it leaves behind proves to be a major disappointment.

Kelsey Grammar's transition to the big screen is far from seamless.
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