Woody Junior

63-year-old Woody Allen and 28-year-old wife, Soon-Yi Previn have been photographed pushing a new addition to the family, namely one Bechet (pronounced Bih-Shay) Dumaine Allen. However, speculation is rife as to where exactly the 5-month-old girl came from, as in recent photos, Previn didn't appear to be pregnant. The couple have neglected to comment over rumours that the girl is adopted. "We're just very pleased," Allen told reporters. According to press reports thus far, the baby's name derives from swing-era jazz clarenist, Sidney Bechet. Allen and Previn married in December 1997 after Allen's unpleasant split from Mia Farrow, Previn's adoptive mother. During a custody battle over his children, Allen was slammed by the judge as lacking "any parenting skills." In the ensuing drama, Farrow won custody and Allen is now permitted supervised visits only.