Virgin Birth – In Hollywood?

Behold! We bring you tidings of great joy, which shall be to all celebrity news readers. A mere six months after they started dating, the Holly-est of Hollywood couples are with child and Oprah Winfrey is presumably wincing at the thought of what ol' Tom will do to her sofa this time round. Cruise's publicist, and aunt-to-be, Lee Anne Devette confirmed that the Cruiser and his lovely fiancée Katie Holmes are indeed expecting. "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," she told America's People magazine, excitedly. While no details of arrivals are forthcoming (just how big is that child's smile going to be? Is it the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard?) she did add that Katie "has never felt better". Presumably because now she doesn't have to keep on about saving her virginity for her honeymoon.