Troy Boy

Girls rejoice, for Orlando Bloom, the keeper of your hearts and poster boy for the hormonally imbalanced everywhere, may be sporting an attractive skirt and sandals ensemble in Wolfgang Petersen's impending epic, Troy. Joining Brad Pitt and Eric Bana, Bloom is currently poised to leap into the Grecian history books as Paris, the brother of Hector and Helen of Troy's bit on the side. Bringing the glory of Homer's Iliad to life, Troy charts the bloody path of the Trojan war, which encompasses a ten year conflict, numerous bloody battles and an unfeasibly large wooden horse. Pitt takes the lead as legendary Greek hero, Achilles, with Bana standing on the other side of the wall as Trojan prince, Hector. Bloom's Paris is the man who provoke's the wrath of Menelaus, the Spartan King - by spiriting away his beautiful wife Helen - and kicking the whole fracas off in the first place. Given the rabid appetite you ladies seem to have for this young Canterbury native, we can't think of a better person than Bloom to bring great nations to war with the consequences of his rampant libido.