TomKat’s “Dream” Wedding

The gossip world is going overboard for TomKat's approaching nuptials: so much so that one magazine is sure it's already happened. "Katie wore a flowing white dress and Tom was in a black suit as they exchanged rings during the brief 30-minute ceremony," gushed the National Enquirer. "The couple then walked across a tiny bridge - a Scientology symbol for the journey to total freedom." Fellow Scientologists John Travolta and Kirstie Alley were among the supposed guests who ate steak and lobster – all very well and good except for a complete denial from the TomKat crew: "They are not married in any sense of the word." Sounds like a Crossroads dream sequence.