Kevin Smith fans rejoice! In addition to the video weblogs he’s been running while shooting Clerks 2, the swift-fingered writer-director has already cut together what he describes as -and if you're offended by slightly grim sexual imagery stop reading now - “the cinematic equivalent of a genital flash: just a quick enough glimpse of what we have in store for you to give you something to think about while you’re tugging/rubbing one out over the next few months, with the added promise of three-hole input down the road (sorry ladies: I couldn’t think of the male equivalent of three-hole input… except maybe the utter and complete lack of request for three-hole input).”
Thanks for that, Kevin. Without further ado, it’s on to the footage. Spoiler-phobes should beware one or two images, but otherwise this is purely teasing stuff. Check out Dante, Randal and co here.