Spank You Very Much

As it's been, ooh, minutes since Ewan McGregor last did a nude scene in a movie, his many female fans will be glad to hear that the Scottish actor's latest film, Young Adam, is set to add to his extensive body of nude screen work with a number of scenes that will test the Sauce-O-Meter at the British Board of Film Classification. According to The Scotsman, the S&M scenes in the film will surprise even those of us inured to the sight of McGregor's todger. 'It's an incendiary mix of sex and violence unprecedented in British cinema history,' roars the newspaper's incensed critic. Hold your horses says Empire's Reviews Editor Alan Morrison, who believes the film has 'a forthright attitude towards sex that's very much part of the original Alexander Trocchi novel. 'There's a lot of nudity, but this is the kind of edgy, intense, low budget filmmaking that British cinema should indeed be making.' The scene that looks set to cause all the kerfuffle features Ewan McGregor and co-star Emily Mortimer indulging in some hanky-spanky with a spoon ("Why a spoon? Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!"). 'They all went into the whole sexual side very much with their eyes open,' says the film's director David Mackenzie, 'and we