Slater Falls Off Roof (Boom Boom!)

It's times likes these that make our lives worthwhile - Christian Slater (geddit?!) has fallen off a roof (uh huh?!). Oh our sides, our poor, aching sides! The actor was attempting to spy on Paris Hilton's neighbours after they complained about noise levels at a party she was holding, although his fall made him less James Bond, more Inspector Clouseau. As the lad in question was "not injured, not hurt, not arrested", according to a member of the Los Angeles Police Department, we're therefore at liberty to laugh long and loud.