Sir Ben The Baddie

The next actor who stands up and declares they'd "really rather like to play Bond" will, if Empire has anything to do with it, be strapped to a large metal table and slowly bisected by a laser beam. "You expect me to talk?" "No Mr Williams, we expect you to die!" Seriously though, it's all getting rather tiresome. After all, who wouldn't want to play the world's most famous spy? Empire certainly would and we be damned good at it too