Simpson’s Safari Boo Boo

Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica Simpson is under fire from humanitarian agencies after allegedly claiming she was too ill to visit local children during a 10-day charity visit to Kenya and then swanning off on a $1,500 safari. She spent only two days with Operation Smile - which repairs facial deformities in children - before heading off on a two day trip. An charity representative said, "Jessica got sick, like people do, and couldn't get out of bed," but a hotel insider claims: "Simpson was not ill, no doctor was called out to see her." Either way, Simpson's trip has set someone back a vast $12,500. Not smiling now, are we?