It's not often you find Chancellor Gordon Brown jostling with the likes of Jude Law and George Clooney, but according to pervy publication The Erotic Review, Brown is every bit as much a sex god as the Hollywood hunks in question. The saucy monthly has just published its annual list of 25 Sex Gods and Goddesses in which names like Liv Tyler and Johnny Depp rub shoulders with the likes of the Dalai Lama and Dolly Parton.
Gordon Brown?
Jude Law? Movie stars which made the list are listed below – alongside the Review's sexual summaries of why they made it on to the list in the first place. Sex GodsBill Nighy (it’s love, actually) Colin Firth (kiss my Darcy) Johnny Depp (Edward Pleasurehands) Jude Law (total Adonis) George Clooney (intolerably sexy) Ian McKellan (cast a spell on us) Russell Crowe (Master and Commander – oh yes!) Adrien Brody (big nose, big… talent) Sex Goddesses Helen Mirren (bang me up, guv) Kristin Scott-Thomas (screen queen) Julie Christie (Darrrrling!) Cate Blanchett (Galadriel to see you) Monica Bellucci (oochy-coochy) Liv Tyler (an elf with a shelf) Anne Reid (mother superior) Charlotte Rampling (bathing beauty) Pam Grier (foxy lady)