Don't pause to read this story, just click here to go to Michael Bay's blog to see a whole big hulking metal bunch of Transformers villains and a couple of goodies. We've seen rough shots or glimpses of most of these guys before, but this is our first proper look at them all shiny and special and gearing up for summer. Seriously, we know the story is daft and it's a great big ploy to sell toys, but is there a prospect more exciting this summer than seeing this big lumps highspeed fighting down a freeway.
Also, while we're talking Transformers, these are not officially for the movie, but we still want them like Paris Hilton wants Gucci prison duds and a matching monogrammed ball and chain.