Sapphic Sins

In what will be a casting coup that threatens to raise all predictable blokes' temperatures everywhere, Christina Ricci is in negotiations to star as the lesbian lover of blonde bombshell Charlize Theron in new indie movie Monster. Any red-blooded male wandering into the cinema in the hope of catching the not unattractive forms of Theron and Ricci cavorting together will, however, be treated with an altogether different kind of experience. No Red Hot Dutch action here, thank you very much