Rob Schneider Making More Films

Someone up there clearly loves Rob Schneider. Despite being hammier than a curing shed on a pig farm in Pork County, he keeps getting work. Currently appearing in 50 First Dates with ol' buddy Adam Sandler, and soon to grace Around the World in 80 Days with his presence, Rob Schneider is lining up yet more work. He has signed on for Fearless, the story of a meek soldier transformed into a "fearless fighting machine" (yes, we're having trouble with that mental image too) after becoming the subject of a top-secret military experiment. No doubt chaos ensues. But wait, there's more. For all you Deuce Bigalow fans out there, Schneider is currently filming Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, which sees the "he-whore" head off to an English "school for gigolos" to improve his gigolo skills. Once there, he discovers that he is far down the ranks of the secret society of man-whores - and someone is killing off his superiors. Can Deuce save the day? We're all on tenterhooks waiting to find out...