Return My Nipples!

It's not your run-of-the-mill Hollywood tantrum but Angelina Jolie is currently up in arms over the theft of her nipples. Appearing on the Tomb Raider 2 poster in an implausibly tight-fitting body suit, the sultry star was distressed to discover that her nippular areas had been digitally removed from the poster lest they cause offence to the prudish, pious or weak of heart. "I wanted my nipples to be there to see," she bemoaned to Austrian magazine, News, and we think it's fair to say that she's not alone in that endeavour. Continuing the mammary-fixated theme of the conversation, Jolie went on to explain why Lara's assets have been scaled down somewhat from her last gravity-defying adventure. "Last time I took too much protein powder. That gave me lots of curves. This time I ate normally and therefore Lara is slimmer and sexier." So there you have it.