Potter Production Goes Tits Up

Of all the possible obstacles that can hinder a production, Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets seems to find the most unlikely. Just a week after the Hogwarts Express became a victim of its own girth, managing to become stuck in Banavie station, Christopher Columbus has had to scrap footage due to the unwelcome inclusion of bared breasts. According to The Daily Record, Shots of the Hogwarts Express huffing through the highlands were rendered useless by topless extras who could be clearly seen sunbathing on a nearby hillside. The unwitting exposure of naked flesh was, understandably, deemed somewhat inappropriate for the children's journey to Hogwarts and the footage has subsequently been binned. Rumours that this was an intentional feature for an R-rated Chamber of Secrets - Uncut and Uncensored DVD release have proved unfounded.