Posh To Help At Holmes Birth?

As if the pictures of Posh and Katie Holmes shoe-shopping together weren’t odd enough, news comes that Katie has asked the ex-Spice to be her birthing partner when she delivers the son of Cruise next month. "Victoria has become a mother hen to Katie and was thrilled when she asked her to be her birthing partner," a source says. "Twice a week they set aside half an hour to discuss any worries Katie might have and to practise breathing techniques. Victoria remembers how difficult it will be for Katie to give birth quietly and without any pain killers." Yep, you read that correctly. Isn’t Scientology fun?