No Pi for M Night

If you believe all the movie news you see around the net today, Brandon Routh is a small dude with an afro, Episode III has been delayed, and there's a Kong poster out. Oh, and David Fincher is directing Eight. Expect all of these stories to dissolve by midday LA time, as they're all rib ticklers cooked up by various websites for your mirth. One story among the many circulating at the moment though, is either a really pissweak gag, or true. Word is that M Night Shyamalan is off of The Life Of Pi (mmmm, Pi