Michelle Disowned By Religious School

Sometimes people do something that makes you go "Eh?" and look at 'em all funny. In this case it’s Michelle William’s religious old headmaster, who’s disowning the Brokeback Mountain star for her connection to its central lovestory. "We don't want to have anything to do with her in relation to that movie," Michelle’s former headmaster, Jim Hopson said. "Michelle doesn't represent the values of this institution… Brokeback Mountain basically promotes a lifestyle we don't promote." What, like true love, understanding and how to wear plaid without looking like an idiot? Get real grandpa.