Matt’s Bum Note

Comforting news of the day: it’s not just us mere mortals that make complete pillocks out of ourselves after one drink too many. Crash star and Oscar nominee Matt Dillon said he was once forced to wake up hotel guests to get into the place he was staying after being locked out in his underpants. "After a night of going out with friends, we'd run around the edge of a building," says Matt. "It was in the middle of winter. I was in my underwear. I totally froze. I had to knock on my neighbour's door. I opened up their window and was like, 'I've never done it in my underwear!'" Good to know you make just as much sense sober, Matt.