Mark Ain’t Heavy…

Would you be shocked to hear that Mark Wahlberg is in talks to appear in Four Brothers, a sequel to Jean-Jaques Arnaud's Two Brothers in which the two oh-so-cute tiger cubs discover they have a pair of long-lost siblings and hatch a plan to rescue them from Wahlberg's crazed taxidermist? Of course you would, and rightly so because it's absolute rubbish. What old Marky Mark is in talks for is the new film from Boyz N The Hood director John Singleton. This Four Brothers would see Wahlberg as one of (yes, you guessed it) a quartet of male siblings who set out on a roaring rampage to avenge the death of their mother. While details on said parent's demise haven't been released, we're going to go out on a limb and assume it wasn't natural causes. "Damn you old age! We're gonna kick your ass!" Singleton's comic project Luke Cage hasn't moved far in a while so it's possible that this will slip in beforehand but, with Wahlberg committed to The Italian Job 2 it's likely Four Brothers is a ways off yet. In related news, inside sources have denied rumours that the 2 Fast 2 Furious director is using his movie projects to demonstrate basic arithmetic to numerically challenged audiences.