Madonna Raps Rupert Everett

Naughty old Rupert Everett is going to have his fingers rapped the next time he meets up with gal pal Madonna. Speaking to Entertainment Online, Madonna was asked why Rupert keeps telling interviewers that she's 'really a gay guy trapped in a woman's body.' 'Oh, he's got to stop saying that!' she told the show's reporter, explaining that the line comes from the pair's latest movie The Next Best Thing. 'I think he thinks that I'm some studly gay guy or something... that I could have my pick and I could do this or I could do that. I don't want to stay in any one relationship for very long. But that's not true. It's so not true.' Speaking about her love life, she offered some advice to anyone who's thinking of challenging current squeeze, British director Guy Ritchie for the job of Madonna's boyfriend. 'If a man is intimidated, then they shouldn't even bother to ask me out. You have to have a lot of confidence in yourself to begin with. If you're all tripped up on all of the fame, then that's got nothing to do with me.'