I’m No Toy Boy

Here at Empire Online we generally refrain from comment on celebrity love lives, even for celebritity couples as ubiquitous as Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. However, it has come to our attention here that other publications have got their facts wrong, and we would like to take this opportunity to correct matters. Kutcher, often referred to in the tabloids as "Demi's toy boy", is in fact the older member of the couple. While the Dude, Where's My Car? star may appear a sprightly 26, he is apparently 5,782. Yes, that's right