No, _I’m_ Kubrick

Way back when Stanley Kubrick was shooting Eyes Wide Shut in London in the late 90s, one clever chappy took advantage of Kubrick's legendary reclusiveness by pretending he was the director in order to blag his way into parties and nightclubs. That conman is now achieving fame in his own right with the news today that John Malkovich will be playing him in a new film. Color Me Kubrick (and before you email