Jessica’s A Reluctant Playboy

She did a nice line in demure stripping in Sin City, but then Jessica Alba’s always been determined to keep her clothes firmly on. The star has repeatedly turned down offers from Playboy to pose for them in the past, and is therefore furious at this issue’s cover carrying a picture of her from bikini-intrigue thriller, Into The Blue. The obligatory outraged legal letter and request for a ‘monetary settlement’ to soothe Ms Alba’s ruffled feathers has been coupled with a sternly-worded letter from Universal to Hugh Hefner condemning the "outrageous, unethical behaviour utilised by Playboy personnel to obtain" the pic from the movie. Who knew Googling was so fraught with badness.