Jacko’s Not Amused

It's not the biggest surprise to hear, courtesy of the BBC's Liquid News that Michael Jackson is planning to sue the makers of Scary Movie 3 for a scene featured in the film's teaser trailer. The clip in question shows Charlie Sheen spoofing Nicole Kidman's role in The Others, entering a room to see a strange figure huddled in a sheet. When he rips it off he discovers the scariest-looking Jackson lookalike we've ever laid eyes on claiming not to have touched his daughter because, 'For God's sake - she's a girl!'. Jackson's legal dobermans have been set on the case with the desire to have the clip removed from the film before its release this Autumn.