Well, this has come as quite a shock to us. Apparently, some hairy-palmed types have been using the internet as a source of pornography. In fact, so widespread is the enthusiasm for online rudery that its creation is to be the subject of a movie. Oh, we know, we couldn't believe it either.
George Gallo, writer of Bad Boys and Midnight Run, will write, along with Andy Weiss, and direct Middle Men, which tells of the birth of pornography on the internet. The story follows a straight-and-narrow businessman who wades into a world where wee-wees and hoo-has are available at the click of a mouse and sews the seeds of what has become a multi-billion dollar industry.
The film is set to shoot in September. See, now suddenly that last sentence looks rude. Porn is corrupting.