By George

Harry Potter had Richard Harris, Dame Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman and Robbie Coltrane, Lord of The Rings has Sir Ian McKellen, Liv Tyler and Elijah Wood, but all these are as nothing when compared to the line-up for the upcoming blockbuster, George and The Dragon. Box-office behemoths Patrick Swayze and Piper Perabo have put their collective genius together for a re-telling of the epic man vs dragon saga. Red-hot following the success of the twelve Oscar-nominated Coyote Ugly and the upcoming period drama Slap Her, She's French, Perabo will play the imperilled maiden who falls into the clutches of the mythical reptile. Swayze, veteran of such critically acclaimed films as Black Dog, Steel Dawn and the inimitable Road House, will bring to bear his acting prowess and take up the role of Garth, a noble knight and betrothed of the fair maiden. Supporting the pair will be James Purefoy, as George, and Michael Clarke Duncan, who will doubtless do their best not to be completely overshadowed by the two Hollywood titans.