Fairytale Of New York

They're a trio of foxy chicks whose striking good looks are matched only by their ability to unleash serious ass-whuppings upon any who cross their paths. Fighting crime and righting wrongs are their stock-in-trade and, when night falls and the city's seedy underbelly is revealed, these svelte heroines spring into action so we can all sleep safe in our beds. They are not, as you might imagine, Charlie's Angels but rather the lesser-known crime-fighting threesome of Cinderella, Snow White and Sleeping Beauty. And no, we've not been drinking this morning. An as yet untitled Hollywood project will unite these foxy fairytale chicks in a story that sees them ripped from the sickly sweet embrace of Happily Ever After Land by their (not nearly as nice as advertised) fairy godmother and unceremoniously dumped in modern day New York. And what do three nae, pampered girls do when abandoned in a seedy metropolis? No, they don't start turning tricks in Central Park or selling crack from street-corners, rather they set up shop as an elite fighting force, tapping into hither-to undiscovered martial arts training to bring law unto the lawless. It all sounds madder than a zeppelin sandwich and God only knows how they'll perform Matrix-like feats in the ridiculously puffy dresses they all seem to wear but you can look forward to this appearing on screens sometime in the not-too-distant future.