Dude, Just Get A Cab

If a sudden, violent bout of civil disorder led to the extermination of the entire teenage population, you could bet your bottom dollar that the instigator had inadvertently sat through a screening of Dude, Where's My Car?. Redefining our conception of dumb humour, Danny Leiner's sub-Bill and Ted buddy movie left many viewers drained of IQ. But, after a brief hiatus, the hapless stoners will once again warp the minds of audiences around the world in the imaginatively titled Seriously Dude, Where's My Car?. The sequel is currently being written and, providing stars Seann William Scott and Ashton Kutcher climb aboard, the witless duo will once again find themselves bereft of automotive transportation after a hard night on the bong. We can only hope that the English language, having weathered wars, revolutions and years of Grange Hill, will be strong enough to resist this latest attempt at reducing it to the parlance of the American college goofball. All together now: "sweet!" "DUDE!"