Welcome again to the world of Studio Secrecy, where major entertainment companies buy comedy pitch scripts then threaten to tear out the tongue of anyone who so much as blabs about the concept.
The latest paranoid androids belong to Walt Disney, which has nabbed a pitch by Andrea King and Andy Marx. Jerry Bruckheimer – who could tear a tongue and then make sure no one finds it after overseeing all those CSI shows – will produce the untitled film, which, we’re told, is a family comedy. Can’t wait for the hilarious hi-jinks to ensure when father/mother/child go up against neighbour/police/government in a tale of lawns/baking/child rearing/spying/whatever.