Dear God, man, No!

He was a comic geek that made it good. A film wannabe who actually became a director. But Empire Online must now declare an official period of mourning for the once glorious career of Clerks and Chasing Amy director Kevin Smith. The reason for this sad period of reflection? The man's agreed to write Scary Movie 3. For Chrissakes, what can he be thinking? What he may have found attractive in the first two soiled offerings in this stinkiest of franchises we can't tell you, but he's certainly more than a little stoked about this next project. After finishing postproduction on Jersey Girl with the Cheesiest Couple in Hollywood