CZJ Is No Naked Chef

Catherine Zeta Jones may have an Oscar and squillions in the bank, but that doesn’t stop the Swansea star keeping her feet on the ground – and admitting to cooking that would drive Jamie Oliver into a fit. "Just after we got married, I actually burnt a pan. There was smoke everywhere," said the Chicago diva. "That was the first and last time I tried to cook. Now I just microwave chicken nuggets!" Healthy. No wonder husband Michael Douglas would rather she stayed away from kitchen appliances: "Michael is scared when I'm in the kitchen," she joked, "In fact, I'm now banned!