What the hell happened to Cuba Gooding Jr? Remember when he was an Oscar-winner and one of the most charismatic new people in movies? Now his presence in a movie conjures feelings that either here be comedy that will make you want to rip your throat out or slushy drama that will claw at your tear ducts like a lion at a fallen gazelle.
Gooding Jr will be hoping to regain past glories with John Carter's The Way of War, a thriller about a paramilitary who goes on a rampage after discovering a war conspiracy. Yeah, that doesn't really sound like it's going to do it...